Coffee-Becky Hybrid

Today my DNA fused with coffee. I realize this is the type of hyperbole I am prone to making to depict my deep and passionate relationship with the bean, but todays events were deeper then that. Nerdy guys tend to be dropped into vats of toxic waste or bitten by radioactive spiders when the time comes to understand their calling and fulfill a destiny of crime fighting.

I tend to walk on the wild side. I literally bathed in coffee today, coating myself inside and out with my beloved beverage. I now have super powers. My super powers are similar to that of a super ball in that I can bounce to great heights and across great distances. Even off the walls, should the occasion arise.

I swam in coffee for a performance art piece for a class final. I thought working with coffee would be fun because it is my truest love, but now we've spent so much time together preparing for the piece and performing the piece that the lingering smell of coffee that is infused into my skin is no longer cherished. I still love you, coffee. I just need a little space right now.